Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
famous quotes
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
Wide men can’t jump.
Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“