Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The museum is unveiling a mural of the great Stooge’s most famous quotations. Make sure to visit this fantastic Moe-say-ic.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
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Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
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