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Puns tagged ‘furniture’:

12/16/11

A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…

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04/02/11

CARPET DIEM

Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
  2. Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.

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05/20/10

Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.

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12/14/09

Couch puns are an example of davenportmanteau.

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12/11/09

When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.

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