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Puns tagged ‘furniture’:

08/30/15

Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.

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09/01/14

Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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06/27/13

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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10/02/12

I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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09/02/12

Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/27/12

Sitting down is something I chairish.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/11/12

When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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12/16/11

A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/02/11

CARPET DIEM

Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
  2. Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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05/20/10

Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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