Puns tagged ‘furniture’:
08/30/15
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/01/14
Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation. (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/27/13
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses? (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/02/12
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide. (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/02/12
Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.  (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...03/27/12
Sitting down is something I chairish. (8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...02/11/12
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law. (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/16/11
A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk… (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...04/02/11
CARPET DIEM Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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