A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…
Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
Couch puns are an example of davenportmanteau.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
Sitting down is something I chairish.