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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘furniture’:

08/30/15

Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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09/01/14

Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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06/27/13

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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10/02/12

I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/02/12

Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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03/27/12

Sitting down is something I chairish.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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02/11/12

When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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12/16/11

A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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04/02/11

CARPET DIEM

Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
  2. Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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05/20/10

Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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