Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.
furniture
Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
Couch puns are an example of davenportmanteau.
A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…
Sitting down is something I chairish.
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.
When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.


