Couch puns are an example of davenportmanteau.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.
Sitting down is something I chairish.
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.