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Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.

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Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”

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Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.

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Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.

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Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

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I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.

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Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.

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Sitting down is something I chairish.

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When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.

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A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…

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