Couch puns are an example of davenportmanteau.
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
When I saw a wicker furniture outlet in Copenhagen, I knew there was something ratan in the state of Denmark.
Sitting down is something I chairish.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…
Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”