Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.
Sitting down is something I chairish.
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.
A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…