Puns tagged ‘math’:
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
10/13/12
In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams. 08/27/12
The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians. 06/21/12
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues. 05/11/11
The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter. 12/13/10
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs? 08/26/10
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets? 08/04/10
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values. 05/14/10
I hate math. And when I think about integers divisible by two, I feel even number. 04/21/10
Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions. |