Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
Getting hooked on math puzzles is somewhat problem addict.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.
The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.
When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.