Getting hooked on math puzzles is somewhat problem addict.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.
The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.