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Puns tagged ‘math’:

06/27/13

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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10/13/12

In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/27/12

The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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06/21/12

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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05/11/11

The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/13/10

How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?

A bacchus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/26/10

Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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08/04/10

Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/14/10

I hate math. And when I think about integers divisible by two, I feel even number.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/21/10

Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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