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12/28/201712/29/2017

Getting hooked on math puzzles is somewhat problem addict.

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12/22/201708/20/2013

To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.

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06/27/201306/27/2013

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

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10/04/201210/13/2012

In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.

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08/09/201208/27/2012

The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.

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06/21/201206/21/2012

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

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05/05/201105/11/2011

The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.

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12/09/201012/13/2010

How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?

A bacchus.

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08/27/201008/26/2010

Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?

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08/05/201008/04/2010

Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.

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