Puns tagged ‘math’:
06/27/13
Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/13/12
In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/27/12
The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/21/12
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues. (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...05/11/11
The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/13/10
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs? (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/26/10
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets? (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...08/04/10
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/14/10
I hate math. And when I think about integers divisible by two, I feel even number. (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/21/10
Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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