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Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.

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Getting hooked on math puzzles is somewhat problem addict.

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To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.

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Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

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In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.

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How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?

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Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.

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When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a Gauzian distribution of bandages. And remember to use Fermat pressure.

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Can a mathematician marry his cosin?

Cosecant!

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Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?

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