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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘math’:

06/27/13

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with orthogonal mattresses?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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10/13/12

In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/27/12

The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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06/21/12

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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05/11/11

The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/13/10

How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?

A bacchus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/26/10

Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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08/04/10

Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/14/10

I hate math. And when I think about integers divisible by two, I feel even number.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/21/10

Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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