Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we **half two**.

# math

Getting hooked on math puzzles is somewhat **problem addict**.

To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: **Sum like it’s hot**.

Do algebra teachers furnish their bedrooms with **orthogonal mattresses**?

In Sweden, they draw a lot of **Sven diagrams**.

The trigonometrist needed a **cosiner** on his lease, because the terms were **obtuse**. He didn’t want to get **cotan** a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online **radians**.

How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?

Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have or**thong**onal values.

Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, **Trig functions**.

When a mathematician suffers a flesh wound, he should apply a **Gauzian **distribution of bandages. And remember to use **Fermat **pressure.