Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?
academia
An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Blast from the past: Greek fraternity puns (and some cute little weird kids)!
I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit theĀ ancient mooins.
Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.
Does the Journal of Incontinence Research utilize pee-er review?
I went to university, but all my professors were crazy. I mean, absolutely nuts! They should have called it Macadamia.
NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
When the President of Harvard elected to fumigate the entire university, people accused him of having loused his faculties.
If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.


