Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...DON’T STOP BEAVERING
Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Money? Leave it to Beavers!
- Don’t Stop Beavering
- Beaver Fever
- Green + White = Gold
- Unfreeze our Funds
- Bemidjial Classes
- Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
- Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
- No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
- Look Out: Green Aid!
- Gala – Advancing with the Stars
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
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