Sounds effects pioneer Thomas Dolby graduated from university magna cum loud.
After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?
An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Blast from the past: Greek fraternity puns (and some cute little weird kids)!
Does the Journal of Incontinence Research utilize pee-er review?
They say first year university is difficult, but students actually sophomore in their second year.
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
When the President of Harvard elected to fumigate the entire university, people accused him of having loused his faculties.
I want to get a 9 to 5 job, so I’m giving up my fun-loving college lifestyle. I’m so tired of the frat race!