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When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.

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My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.

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NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!

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Too many graduate students are lazy. I call them the indiligentsia.

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Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.

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I went to university, but all my professors were crazy. I mean, absolutely nuts! They should have called it Macadamia.

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If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.

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Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.

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For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.

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Sounds effects pioneer Thomas Dolby graduated from university magna cum loud.

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