I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi
The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.
Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.
Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?
For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.