My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
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Sounds effects pioneer Thomas Dolby graduated from university magna cum loud.
An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.
After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
They say first year university is difficult, but students actually sophomore in their second year.
The average length of time taken for a new faculty member to attain the rank of full professor at a university is around ten years.
I want to get a 9 to 5 job, so I’m giving up my fun-loving college lifestyle. I’m so tired of the frat race!
I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi
John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.