The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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Loading...When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Any academic who leaves the country is a subject matter export.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
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