For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.
Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Money? Leave it to Beavers!
- Don’t Stop Beavering
- Beaver Fever
- Green + White = Gold
- Unfreeze our Funds
- Bemidjial Classes
- Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
- Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
- No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
- Look Out: Green Aid!
- Gala – Advancing with the Stars
John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.