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Sounds effects pioneer Thomas Dolby graduated from university magna cum loud.

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After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.

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Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?

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Do occultists have to get their Bachelor of Seance degree?

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An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.

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Does the Journal of Incontinence Research utilize pee-er review?

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They say first year university is difficult, but students actually sophomore in their second year.

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My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.

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When the President of Harvard elected to fumigate the entire university, people accused him of having loused his faculties.

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I want to get a 9 to 5 job, so I’m giving up my fun-loving college lifestyle. I’m so tired of the frat race!

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