Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
Louis Pasteur loved his cattle. When he was a professor he received his degree honor ‘is cowsa.
For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
Sounds effects pioneer Thomas Dolby graduated from university magna cum loud.
An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.
After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
They say first year university is difficult, but students actually sophomore in their second year.
The average length of time taken for a new faculty member to attain the rank of full professor at a university is around ten years.