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Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?

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Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.

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The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

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Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”

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Perverted handwriting, aka caligulagraphy.

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2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: ‘Bad Romans‘.

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