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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘ancient rome’:

11/27/17

Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?

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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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04/17/14

My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.

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05/15/13

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

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08/21/11

Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”

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08/13/11

Perverted handwriting, aka caligulagraphy.

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09/24/10

2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: Bad Romans.

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