I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I complain a lot about wineries.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
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