I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I complain a lot about wineries.
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