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Puns tagged ‘wine’:

08/19/13

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

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11/22/12

Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.

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07/09/11

Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.

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03/31/11

When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.

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03/09/11

#WINING!

Dear Pun Gents, we are a co-ed softball team with a new sponsor this year – Flight Wine Bar. Looking for a good name! ~Michelle, Glenview, IL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wining!
  2. Flight of Stars
  3. Barbie Eyes
  4. Slo Pitch, Quick Shots
  5. Out of the Cellar
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01/31/11

BOTTLEY HARM

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name that has something to do with wine. Our colors are red and white, hence the wine idea. It’s for work, so it needs to be clean-ish. ~Frances, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Riesling to the Challenge
  2. The All Time Grapes
  3. Barrelly Alive
  4. In It to Wine It
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01/08/11

The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.

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11/17/10

GEWURTZ + MUSIC BY…

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for a music-themed wine tasting and quiz. Team names are to include rock/music star/act and possibly be related to wine. We are three girls and one guy – please help! ~Catherine, Aberdeen, Scotland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Death Cabernet for Cutie
  2. House of the Riesling Sun
  3. All Time Best Cellars
  4. Chordannay
  5. April Wine
  6. Port-ishead
  7. Brandy
  8. Glassic Rock
  9. We are the Champagnes
  10. We’re Hardcork
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05/07/10

Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but  in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!

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