The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.