Puns tagged ‘wine’:
01/04/17
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/24/16
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/11/16
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”  (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/28/15
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/02/15
The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/18/15
I complain a lot about wineries. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/19/13
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.  (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/22/12
Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir. (5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5) Loading ...07/09/11
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet. (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...03/31/11
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki. (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ... |
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