The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
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Loading...ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
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