While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.