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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘wine’:

10/23/17

Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.

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01/04/17

While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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11/24/16

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? 

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01/11/16

ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”

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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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08/02/15

The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.

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03/18/15

I complain a lot about wineries.

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08/19/13

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

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11/22/12

Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.

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07/09/11

Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.

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