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Puns tagged ‘wine’:

01/04/17

While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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11/24/16

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? 

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01/11/16

ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”

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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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08/02/15

The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.

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03/18/15

I complain a lot about wineries.

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08/19/13

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

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11/22/12

Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.

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07/09/11

Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.

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03/31/11

When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.

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