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Puns tagged ‘wine’:

01/11/16

ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”

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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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08/02/15

The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.

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03/18/15

I complain a lot about wineries.

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08/19/13

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

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11/22/12

Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.

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07/09/11

Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.

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03/31/11

When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.

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03/09/11

#WINING!

Dear Pun Gents, we are a co-ed softball team with a new sponsor this year – Flight Wine Bar. Looking for a good name! ~Michelle, Glenview, IL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wining!
  2. Flight of Stars
  3. Barbie Eyes
  4. Slo Pitch, Quick Shots
  5. Out of the Cellar
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01/31/11

BOTTLEY HARM

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name that has something to do with wine. Our colors are red and white, hence the wine idea. It’s for work, so it needs to be clean-ish. ~Frances, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Riesling to the Challenge
  2. The All Time Grapes
  3. Barrelly Alive
  4. In It to Wine It
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