My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
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Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
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While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
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The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
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ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
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Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
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The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.
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