I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.
I complain a lot about wineries.
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.