Puns tagged ‘wine’:
01/11/16
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
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Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/02/15
The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/18/15
I complain a lot about wineries. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/19/13
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.  (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/22/12
Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir. (5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5) Loading ...07/09/11
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet. (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...03/31/11
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki. (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ...03/09/11
#WINING! Dear Pun Gents, we are a co-ed softball team with a new sponsor this year – Flight Wine Bar. Looking for a good name! ~Michelle, Glenview, IL
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BOTTLEY HARM Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name that has something to do with wine. Our colors are red and white, hence the wine idea. It’s for work, so it needs to be clean-ish. ~Frances, Charleston, SC
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