Puns tagged ‘wine’:
08/19/13
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir. (4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/09/11
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.  (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...03/31/11
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki. (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ...03/09/11
#WINING! Dear Pun Gents, we are a co-ed softball team with a new sponsor this year – Flight Wine Bar. Looking for a good name! ~Michelle, Glenview, IL
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BOTTLEY HARM Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name that has something to do with wine. Our colors are red and white, hence the wine idea. It’s for work, so it needs to be clean-ish. ~Frances, Charleston, SC
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The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau. (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/17/10
GEWURTZ + MUSIC BY… Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for a music-themed wine tasting and quiz. Team names are to include rock/music star/act and possibly be related to wine. We are three girls and one guy – please help! ~Catherine, Aberdeen, Scotland AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot! (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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