A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
horses
Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.


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