Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.