Puns tagged ‘horses’:
09/27/13
Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/29/12
An unbroken horse is mare rage material.  (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/26/12
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist. (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/06/12
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/10/10
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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