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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘horses’:

10/23/17

Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.

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12/11/15

Do bucking broncos get rode rage?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/30/15

A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/27/13

Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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01/24/13

There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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07/29/12

An unbroken horse is mare rage material.

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06/26/12

I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/06/12

Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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09/10/10

In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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