Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
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Loading...In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
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