Puns tagged ‘horses’:
12/11/15
Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/30/15
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/27/13
Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.  (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/24/13
There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/29/12
An unbroken horse is mare rage material. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/26/12
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist. (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/06/12
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...09/10/10
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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