There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.