Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
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Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
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A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
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Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
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There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
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