Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
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