Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
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