I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
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Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.
Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.