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Puns tagged ‘horses’:

09/27/13

Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.

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01/24/13

There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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07/29/12

An unbroken horse is mare rage material.

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06/26/12

I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.

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03/06/12

Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.

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09/10/10

In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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