A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Oenophiles are winers. They ought to stick a cork in it.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
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