The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
What do you call a tavern in Spain?
The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”