Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
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