For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
When the Stones lead singer drank too much did they call him Mickey Jäger?
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.