Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
When the Stones lead singer drank too much did they call him Mickey Jäger?
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
I always get drunk on my birth daze.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.