Puns tagged ‘booze’:
10/23/17
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/07/17
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/25/17
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/22/17
For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.  (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/04/17
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever! (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/03/17
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/21/17
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/24/16
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/02/16
JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!” (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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