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Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.

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A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.

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I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.

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Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.

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The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.

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Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.

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For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.

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I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!

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True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

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Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!

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