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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘booze’:

10/23/17

Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.

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09/07/17

The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.

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07/25/17

Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.

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05/22/17

For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.

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05/04/17

I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!

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03/03/17

True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

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02/21/17

Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!

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11/24/16

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? 

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10/02/16

JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jayne in the Neck
  2. JayneKiller [Painkiller]
  3. Jayne and Juice
  4. Brewed Tall Force
  5. Miss Pinky
  6. Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
  7. Gina and Tonic
  8. Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
  9. Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
  10. Rap PunZel
  11. Gangstalina Jolie
  12. Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
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01/11/16

ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”

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