It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
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I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.