Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
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Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”