Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.