It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
I always get drunk on my birth daze.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
What do you call a tavern in Spain?
The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?