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Puns tagged ‘booze’:

11/24/16

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? 

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10/02/16

JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jayne in the Neck
  2. JayneKiller [Painkiller]
  3. Jayne and Juice
  4. Brewed Tall Force
  5. Miss Pinky
  6. Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
  7. Gina and Tonic
  8. Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
  9. Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
  10. Rap PunZel
  11. Gangstalina Jolie
  12. Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
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01/11/16

ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”

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01/10/16

Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.

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12/12/15

I always get drunk on my birth daze.

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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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04/14/15

Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers

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03/19/15

Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.

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02/22/15

Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.

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11/21/13

The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.

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