Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
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