Puns tagged ‘booze’:
10/01/10
When the Stones lead singer drank too much did they call him Mickey Jäger?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Oenophiles are winers. They ought to stick a cork in it.  (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/10/06
The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/05/06
I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/19/05
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business? Because it’s a cellars market. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/15/05
What do you call a tavern in Spain? Bar-saloona! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/17/05
Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/11/05
It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/02/05
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her? “I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“ (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/19/05
What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach? A Crotch on the Rocks. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/13/05
Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/31/05
Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer? Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity! (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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