Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!