The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
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Loading...I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
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