Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Jayne in the Neck
- JayneKiller [Painkiller]
- Jayne and Juice
- Brewed Tall Force
- Miss Pinky
- Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
- Gina and Tonic
- Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
- Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
- Rap PunZel
- Gangstalina Jolie
- Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”