I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.Â
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
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