True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
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