Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the Stones lead singer drank too much did they call him Mickey Jäger?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I always get drunk on my birth daze.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
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