When the Stones lead singer drank too much did they call him Mickey Jäger?
booze
What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
Oenophiles are winers. They ought to stick a cork in it.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.

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