True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
I always get drunk on my birth daze.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
I met a hobo on the street who was quite contemplative. It must have been the mulled wino.
Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.