Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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