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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘alcoholism’:

02/21/17

Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!

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11/21/13

The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.

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10/24/13

I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.

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