Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
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(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)Loading...People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
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