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05/01/2025

I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags crime, france, poo jokes, travel Leave a comment
03/11/2025

No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags airlines, airplanes, flying, france, gaul, travel, valentine's day Leave a comment
02/22/2025

The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags alcoholism, booze, gullivers travels, jonathan swift, literature, travel Leave a comment
10/11/2024

If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags animals, camels, desert, tea, travel 2 Comments
08/24/2024

Why does the Pope travel so much?

Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!

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07/24/2024

My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“

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Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags animals, deer, family, hunting, tourism, travel, venice, wisdom Leave a comment
07/14/2024

An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.

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Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags authors, roadies, travel, writing
06/04/2024

What do you call a tourist ripoff in Venice?

Gondola.

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04/01/2024

Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.

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12/25/2023

Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.

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