I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
travel
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.
Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
What do you call a tourist ripoff in Venice?
Gondola.
Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.