Hear about the gay tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?
travel
I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.
When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
Myanmar friends went to Burma. We love to sing and we love Japanese food. We arrived, got settled Aung San Suu Kyi songs.
Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.


