I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
Myanmar friends went to Burma. We love to sing and we love Japanese food. We arrived, got settled Aung San Suu Kyi songs.
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
Hear about the gay tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?
I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!