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Puns tagged ‘travel’:

09/20/14

Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.

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05/21/14

People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.

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03/02/14

Myanmar friends went to Burma. We love to sing and we love Japanese food. We arrived, got settled Aung San Suu Kyi songs.

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01/16/14

Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.

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11/21/13

The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.

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03/29/13

If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.

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11/11/12

When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.

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08/19/12

I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.

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05/28/12

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

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12/19/11

I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.

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