Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Kinshasa, DRC, hoping to see modern skyscrapers, but saw nothing but demolished buildings. I guess you’d say there was an in Congo ruins between my expectations and reality.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
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