I went to Kinshasa, DRC, hoping to see modern skyscrapers, but saw nothing but demolished buildings. I guess you’d say there was an in Congo ruins between my expectations and reality.
Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.
Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.
I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.