Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.
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Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.