Puns tagged ‘travel’:
12/19/11
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
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I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/05/08
Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/02/06
Hear about the gay tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/26/06
What do you call a tourist ripoff in Venice? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/22/05
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/18/05
Enjoy the sunshine? Yucatan in Mexico. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/17/05
Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/07/05
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe? Because he had a Swede tooth. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/01/05
Why does the Pope travel so much? Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic! (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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