Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!