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Pun of the Day

07/16/2026 · No comments

Hear about the gay tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?

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Pun of the Day

05/31/2026 · 1 comment

I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags lgbtq, sex change, travel 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/14/2025 · No comments

When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ingratitude, iran, travel Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/21/2025 · No comments

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags airplanes, boredom, flying, sleep, travel Leave a comment
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/31/2025 · No comments

Myanmar friends went to Burma. We love to sing and we love Japanese food. We arrived, got settled Aung San Suu Kyi songs.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags Aung San Suu Kyi, burma, myanmar, sushi, travel Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/06/2025 · No comments

Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags random, trains, travel Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/23/2025

I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags airplanes, clouds, hearing, travel, vehicles
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/01/2025 · No comments

I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags crime, france, poo jokes, travel Leave a comment
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/11/2025 · No comments

No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags airlines, airplanes, flying, france, gaul, travel, valentine's day Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/22/2025 · No comments

The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags alcoholism, booze, gullivers travels, jonathan swift, literature, travel Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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