Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
What do you call a tourist ripoff in Venice?
Gondola.
Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.