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Puns tagged ‘hearing’:

03/05/16

I want to sell my ears. Somebody offered me aural for them, but I won’t take any lobal offers. I’m gonna play the cartilage I was dealt. I gotta drum up some cash. The deal’s gonna be done tinnitus. Ring it through: I bid my ears, ‘audios‘.

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12/10/11

Was Helen Keller born without hearing? Deaf innately not.

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