Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.
People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
If you’re operating a float plane in the bush, bring a flies water.