How do London taxi drivers study for their licensing exam? Road memorization.
Police marine units, aka row boat cops.
I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
People who ride public transit every day sure do take a lot of a bus.
When is an aircraft no longer an aircraft? This is something I cannot ex-plane.
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.
Dear Pun Gents, a tuk tuk/ rickshaw pun. ~Claire, London, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Enjoy a three-wheeling adventure.
- Rickshaws serve a hire purpose.
- We’re a cab-all
- Rickshaw drivers earn a lot of cabbage.
Driving drunk, I smashed up my Chrysler. The judge found me guilty in a Cordoba law.
My fancy new car comes with a shower. It has an all-lather interior.
A gino keeps a close eye on his Speedometer.
Do punsters ride on a fool tank of gas?
Which car parts are most abused? Pist-ons.
Politician Ralph got sick of changing his alter-Nader.
The owner’s manual editor could no longer write about car parts. He had engine block. (play on words)
Why did the pimp stop at the service station? Because – his hos had just blown.
The art vandal’s car was topped up with anti-frieze.
Omigod – it’s raining frogs! You better have good windshield vipers.
A car salesman’s favourite piece of furniture: automan.
Isn’t an airbag really an error bag?
What keeps a mechanic from a bad hair day? Car parts. (pow)
Little known fact: the Incredible Hulk drives a pick up truck.
Axel Roads does a lot of touring.
Three words: “Self-cervix station“??