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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

Visit punoff.com.

See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘vehicles’:


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09/23/16

How do London taxi drivers study for their licensing exam? Road memorization.

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09/22/16

Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.

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09/11/11

Police marine units, aka row boat cops.

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11/12/10

GET RICKSHAW-ROLLED!

Dear Pun Gents
, a tuk tuk/ rickshaw pun. ~Claire, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Enjoy a three-wheeling adventure.
  2. Rickshaws serve a hire purpose.
  3. We’re a cab-all
  4. Rickshaw drivers earn a lot of cabbage.
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