I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.
How do London taxi drivers study for their licensing exam? Road memorization.
Police marine units, aka row boat cops.
People who ride public transit every day sure do take a lot of a bus.
When is an aircraft no longer an aircraft? This is something I cannot ex-plane.
Dear Pun Gents, a tuk tuk/ rickshaw pun. ~Claire, London, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Enjoy a three-wheeling adventure.
- Rickshaws serve a hire purpose.
- We’re a cab-all
- Rickshaw drivers earn a lot of cabbage.
Driving drunk, I smashed up my Chrysler. The judge found me guilty in a Cordoba law.
My fancy new car comes with a shower. It has an all-lather interior.
A gino keeps a close eye on his Speedometer.
Do punsters ride on a fool tank of gas?
Which car parts are most abused? Pist-ons.
Politician Ralph got sick of changing his alter-Nader.
The owner’s manual editor could no longer write about car parts. He had engine block. (play on words)
Why did the pimp stop at the service station? Because – his hos had just blown.
The art vandal’s car was topped up with anti-frieze.
Omigod – it’s raining frogs! You better have good windshield vipers.
A car salesman’s favourite piece of furniture: automan.
Isn’t an airbag really an error bag?
What keeps a mechanic from a bad hair day? Car parts. (pow)
Little known fact: the Incredible Hulk drives a pick up truck.
Axel Roads does a lot of touring.
Three words: “Self-cervix station“??