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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘roads’:

06/13/17

I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.

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09/23/16

How do London taxi drivers study for their licensing exam? Road memorization.

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10/07/12

What do roads and butt cracks have in common: asphalt.

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