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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘construction’:

06/13/17

I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/18/14

The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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10/14/13

If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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04/09/13

Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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12/24/12

Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/16/12

The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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10/22/09

In terms of ending the recession, the lack of buildings under construction is very in a spacious.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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