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Puns tagged ‘construction’:

02/18/14

The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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10/14/13

If Apple invented a building material, would it be called the iGloo?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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04/09/13

Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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12/24/12

Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/16/12

The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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10/22/09

In terms of ending the recession, the lack of buildings under construction is very in a spacious.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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