Puns tagged ‘the economy’:
01/21/16
You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/08/15
Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/31/13
I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/02/11
Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/01/11
Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks! (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/10/11
Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.  (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...02/27/11
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures. (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5) Loading ...02/03/11
The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.” (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/30/10
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...09/26/10
We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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