Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Basketball-playing countries suffer from hooperinflation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
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