The US economy is debt in the water. Nothing can fill its sales.
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During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
Basketball-playing countries suffer from hooperinflation.
There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!
The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.
Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!