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Puns tagged ‘the economy’:

01/21/16

You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.

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09/08/15

Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.

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07/31/13

I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar┬áscandal.

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09/02/11

Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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08/01/11

Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!

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04/10/11

Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.

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02/27/11

To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.

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02/03/11

The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”

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10/30/10

During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.

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09/26/10

We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.

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