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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘the economy’:

01/21/16

You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.

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09/08/15

Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.

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07/31/13

I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar┬áscandal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/02/11

Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.

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08/01/11

Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!

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04/10/11

Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.

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02/27/11

To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.

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02/03/11

The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”

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10/30/10

During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.

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09/26/10

We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.

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