Korean bankers of late have a very won appearance.
I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.
If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?
In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.
My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!