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01/21/201601/21/2016

You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.

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09/08/2015

Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.

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07/31/201307/31/2013

I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.

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09/02/201108/25/2011

Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.

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08/01/201108/02/2011

Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!

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04/10/201104/05/2011

Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.

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02/27/2011

To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.

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02/03/2011

The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”

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10/30/201010/22/2010

During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.

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09/26/201009/24/2010

We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.

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