Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The recessionary economy follows the laws of soup line and demand.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Is there a Greece fire? I see bill owing smoke.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.
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