Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
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Loading...To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
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