Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
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(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
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