The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
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