The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Basketball-playing countries suffer from hooperinflation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
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