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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘sadomasochism’:

11/12/12

I get pleasure from China’s huge population. I’m a SinoMaxochist.

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04/02/10

Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.

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12/23/09

Anyone who likes to quote punsters is a saidist.

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12/22/09

I have a weakness for Japanese soup. Guess that makes me a misochist.

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