That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.
Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.
Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
After being exposed to harmful radiation, I decided the join the Rockettes. It must have been the gam a’ raise.
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.