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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘science’:

05/15/17

My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.

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12/28/16

Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!

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11/26/16

They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.

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07/17/15

I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.

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05/16/15

Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.

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04/11/15

The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.

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01/11/15

The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.

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02/25/14

The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.

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01/13/14

Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.

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01/05/14

Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.

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