NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
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Loading...I was always fascinated by the metric system, thanks to my gram awe’s influence. At school I wasn’t like the rest of the kgs: I certainly wasn’t the litre, and the bullies just wouldn’t lb me alone. At home my dear nano couldn’t console me, nor could my friend Milli who centi me a deca cards to cheer me up. Eventually I cheered up, however, and the abuse didn’t last furlong.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.
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“You reeka!“
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
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