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Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.

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Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.

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My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.

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Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!

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They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.

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I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.

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Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.

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The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.

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The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.

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The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.

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