Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Can a mathematician marry his cosin?
Cosecant!
(19 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)Loading...Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
Galileo.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
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