NED: You know, it’s really a crime to let untreated steel get wet.
ED: Really, that’s fascinating…
NED: Yes – once I was involved in a hit-and-run oxidant, and it led to my arrust.
science
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.
When God made the solar system, how did He planet?
The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.
Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!