The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
Can a mathematician marry his cosin?
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
How is physics similar to medicine?
It’s an atomy subject.