Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.
(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
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