If you go to CERN but you bring your own hadron collider, they’ll make you pay a quarkage fee.
When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.
Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement?
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.
Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
Are atoms somewhat funny?
Yes, they’re part tickles!
Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!