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Puns tagged ‘science’:

12/28/16

Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!

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11/26/16

They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.

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07/17/15

I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.

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05/16/15

Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.

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04/11/15

The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.

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01/11/15

The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.

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02/25/14

The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.

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01/13/14

Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.

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01/05/14

Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.

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10/21/13

Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.

 

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