Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
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