Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.