In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
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Loading...If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
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