Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.