Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.
The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
Which branch of science is dedicated to launching little people into space?
They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.