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Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.

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Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.

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Geometer punks love graph-iti.

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Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?

Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!

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During puberty, most quantum physicists were obsessed with observing Mrs. Higg’s bosom.

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Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.

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Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.

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My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.

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What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?

“You reeka!“

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Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.

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