If you go to CERN but you bring your own hadron collider, they’ll make you pay a quarkage fee.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement?
Castrophysics.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Are atoms somewhat funny?
Yes, they’re part tickles!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
Germanium.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
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