Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
How is physics similar to medicine?
It’s an atomy subject.
Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.
If you go to CERN but you bring your own hadron collider, they’ll make you pay a quarkage fee.
When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.
Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement?
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.