Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
Can a mathematician marry his cosin?
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.