The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.
The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.
They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.