During puberty, most quantum physicists were obsessed with observing Mrs. Higg’s bosom.
My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.
Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.
The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.