In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.
Early hominids were always getting lost. Especially the ancient Meanderthals.
Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!