Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.

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The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”

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The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.

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If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.

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Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.

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