During puberty, most quantum physicists were obsessed with observing Mrs. Higg’s bosom.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
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