My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.
science
When God made the solar system, how did He planet?
The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.
Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.
NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
Are atoms somewhat funny?
Yes, they’re part tickles!
The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.