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Puns tagged ‘primates’:

08/27/14

I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.

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06/16/14

The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/06/14

What’s the most annoying monkey? The Harangutan.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/05/14

Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.

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07/22/13

Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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09/03/12

You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.

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