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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘primates’:

08/27/14

I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.

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06/16/14

The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/06/14

What’s the most annoying monkey? The Harangutan.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/05/14

Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.

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07/22/13

Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/03/12

You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.

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