Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.
You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.
I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.
What’s the most annoying monkey? The Harangutan.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.