The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence.
They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.
You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.
We know there are big-breasted women in Africa, because that’s the only place where there are zebras.
All my friends wear hats in their profile picture. They should call it FezBook!
Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.
Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.