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My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”

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Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.

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Fashion designers are chic magnets.

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Why is it difficult to comprehend skinhead footwear?

Because – they’re a pair o docs.

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What does Phil Knight say to pigeons?

“Shoe.”

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Fashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.

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When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.

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If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.

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I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.

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