The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea?
Yes – it’s Gucci-Gucci goo!
Superheroes are known for their outstanding cape abilities.
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
Do hillbillies only wear the finest clothing?
Yes, everything’s trailer-made.
I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.
An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.
Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.
If you need someone to park your bicycle, look for a man with a handle bar must-stash.