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My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”

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There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.

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I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.

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How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?

A: “Try, sir, a top?”

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Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.

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If you need someone to park your bicycle, look for a man with a handle bar must-stash.

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I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.

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Do hillbillies only wear the finest clothing?

Yes, everything’s trailer-made.

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Superheroes are known for their outstanding cape abilities.

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