Fashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.
When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.
If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
Men’s jockstraps can be purchased at a nardwear store.
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.