Fashion designers are wore mongers.
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There Armani reasons that people wear designer clothing. My austere Protestant father, who was Calvin-inclined , was well Versaced in fashion. He once said to me, “Be sure to look good, even when Hugo on the Boss“. He would be very Prada me today.
Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.
How does Nike sell shoes to priests?
I can sew, knit and cross-stitch. Darn knit all, I’m a triple thread!
If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.
I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusingĀ far mo’ suiticals.
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.