After I gave my childhood tormentor a wedgie I was accused of acting unfashion a bully.
fashion
The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.


