Fashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.
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If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.
So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
All my friends wear hats in their profile picture. They should call it FezBook!
You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.