Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
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As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
Why did the tailor kick the man out of his shop?
Because he was deemed unsuitable!
If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.


