Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.
if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Are toupees made from mo’hair?
If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.
Why did the tailor kick the man out of his shop?
Because he was deemed unsuitable!
I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.