I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.
I can sew, knit and cross-stitch. Darn knit all, I’m a triple thread!
Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!
How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.
My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.
The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea?
Yes – it’s Gucci-Gucci goo!