If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.
Why did the tailor kick the man out of his shop?
Because he was deemed unsuitable!
I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.
What’s worse than a ‘hockey hairdo’?
A croquet mullet.
People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.
Do mechanics wear cargo pants?
As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.