Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!
What’s worse than a ‘hockey hairdo’?
A croquet mullet.
A man with a depraved hairstyle, aka ‘Cowlickula‘.
As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
Fashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.
If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.
So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.