Her blonde hair made her look so fat, she decided to dye it.
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I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
Do mechanics wear cargo pants?
What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
Fashion designers are chic magnets.
The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
Bad hair is an un-combin’ sight.
Fashion designers are wore mongers.
There Armani reasons that people wear designer clothing. My austere Protestant father, who was Calvin-inclined , was well Versaced in fashion. He once said to me, “Be sure to look good, even when Hugo on the Boss“. He would be very Prada me today.