My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.
I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?
A: “Try, sir, a top?”
Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
If you need someone to park your bicycle, look for a man with a handle bar must-stash.
I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.
Do hillbillies only wear the finest clothing?
Yes, everything’s trailer-made.
Superheroes are known for their outstanding cape abilities.