I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
fashion
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
Hear about the woman who wore a toupee in place of a bra? She was involved in a major rug bust.
So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.
Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?
We know there are big-breasted women in Africa, because that’s the only place where there are zebras.