I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusingĀ far mo’ suiticals.
fashion
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.
Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.”
Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.