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Fashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.

(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Men’s jockstraps can be purchased at a nardwear store.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.

(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)