I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.