- Chic Your BonBon
- Gyminy Cricket
- Perfect Fit
- Fits of Strength
- Baby, HIIT me one more time
- Mistress Yoga [as opposed to Master Yoda?]
- Fash Forward
- Lulu’s Accent
- Gymini [rhymes with Gemini]
- The Gym and I
- Slim Gym
It was the 1970s when humans became sideburnetic organisms.
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence.
They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.
You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.