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Fashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)