How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.
My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.
The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea?
Yes – it’s Gucci-Gucci goo!
Superheroes are known for their outstanding cape abilities.
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
Do hillbillies only wear the finest clothing?
Yes, everything’s trailer-made.
I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.
An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.