Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?
My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
Fashion designers are chic magnets.
Why is it difficult to comprehend skinhead footwear?
Because – they’re a pair o docs.
What does Phil Knight say to pigeons?
Fashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.
When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.
If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.