Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.
Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.
Do mechanics wear cargo pants?
Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
Malcomb Gladwell has crazy hair.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.