I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
hair
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
If you try to remove the curls from your hair, you’ll end up fro straighted.
if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.
Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.
The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
You’ll never see a million hair putting everything into a shavings account. Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they be pure follicle.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.