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Puns tagged ‘hair’:

04/08/16

if you nuke your hair it microwavey.

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03/09/16

You’ll never see a million hair putting everything into a shavings account. Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they be pure follicle.

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03/02/16

I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau?

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02/13/15

If you try to remove the curls from your hair, you’ll end up fro straighted.

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01/21/15

To describe my hair, you need a bigĀ frocabulary.

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05/29/14

I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/26/14

I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.

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08/08/13

Bad hair is an un-combin’ sight.

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05/26/13

My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.

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04/13/13

I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.

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