Puns tagged ‘hair’:
05/08/17
Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/08/16
if you nuke your hair it microwavey.  (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/09/16
You’ll never see a million hair putting everything into a shavings account. Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they be pure follicle. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/02/16
I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau? (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/13/15
If you try to remove the curls from your hair, you’ll end up fro straighted. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/21/15
To describe my hair, you need a big frocabulary. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/29/14
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.  (6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5) Loading ...03/26/14
I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/08/13
Bad hair is an un-combin’ sight. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/26/13
My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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