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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘hair’:

05/08/17

Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.

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04/08/16

if you nuke your hair it microwavey.

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03/09/16

You’ll never see a million hair putting everything into a shavings account. Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they be pure follicle.

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03/02/16

I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau?

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02/13/15

If you try to remove the curls from your hair, you’ll end up fro straighted.

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01/21/15

To describe my hair, you need a bigĀ frocabulary.

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05/29/14

I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)
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03/26/14

I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.

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08/08/13

Bad hair is an un-combin’ sight.

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05/26/13

My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.

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