I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.
Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.
The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
You’ll never see a million hair putting everything into a shavings account. Instead he makes bald decisions, even if they be pure follicle.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
Which celeb has furry hands? Prints Harry.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.