Malcomb Gladwell has crazy hair.

Thomas Hardy was a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.
An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.
How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
Dear Pun Gents, we are holding a charity book event on Friday and need ideas for table names. We are naming each table with a pun on an author name e.g. The Wilde Things. Do you have any suggestions? ~Anne, Romsey, Hampshire, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
Thoreau bred horses.