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12/04/16

Thomas Hardy was  a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.

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03/28/11

Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.

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02/27/11

AUTHOR D’OEUVRES

Dear Pun Gents, we are holding a charity book event on Friday and need ideas for table names. We are naming each table with a pun on an author name e.g. The Wilde Things. Do you have any suggestions? ~Anne, Romsey, Hampshire, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rowling Stomachs
  2. The Shaw Mens
  3. ReJoycers
  4. The Toyl Stoydiers
  5. Woolf Men
  6. Apostles of Christie
  7. The RacKoontz
  8. Fine Yong Cannibals
  9. Scarry Faces
  10. Barbie Dahls
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10/08/09

Thoreau bred horses.

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12/27/04

How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?

“Hatless, rugged.”

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