An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
authors
Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.
Thomas Hardy was a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.
How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
Malcomb Gladwell has crazy hair.
AUTHOR D’OEUVRES
Dear Pun Gents, we are holding a charity book event on Friday and need ideas for table names. We are naming each table with a pun on an author name e.g. The Wilde Things. Do you have any suggestions? ~Anne, Romsey, Hampshire, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rowling Stomachs
- The Shaw Mens
- ReJoycers
- The Toyl Stoydiers
- Woolf Men
- Apostles of Christie
- The RacKoontz
- Fine Yong Cannibals
- Scarry Faces
- Barbie Dahls
Thoreau bred horses.