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01/21/16

BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER

Dear Pun Gents,

I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Millenium Falc Kim
  2. LOTR REY
  3. Falcon Dangerous
  4. Rey Anna
  5. AKimbo
  6. The Way Kim Dead
  7. Reyzor
  8. Darth Waybright
  9. The Cutest of Borg
  10. Menage a Troi
  11. Kim Il Skate
  12. Sauron Grapes
  13. Beverley BoneCrusher
  14. Wins A Latte
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01/01/15

My friend Sal Monella has a bit of a reputation. Something about being chicken.

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12/14/14
My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
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08/18/13

Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.

 

 

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08/09/13

Russians are Igor to please.

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08/01/13

Who has big breasts? My friend, Melanie.

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06/13/13

If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.

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06/05/13

Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.

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02/01/13

Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.

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12/26/12

Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!

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