My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
Alphonse: good name for a typesetter.
There’s a song about how there is no yoga in Sweden. It’s by that 80s band, Sven Without Mats.
My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?