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Puns tagged ‘names’:
11/09/16
KATATONIA
Dear Pun Gents, I am giving a talk at a university scholarship luncheon. There will be two speakers before me, one named Katia, and the other named Katherine. I am trying to come up with some sort of funny comment at the beginning of my presentation that includes a pun about the abundance of Kathrine/Katia/Katherine, or possibly the fact that there will be 3 speakers at this event whose names start with “Kat” (something like “It’s a veritable Kat-valanche” but better). I’ve fallen flat. Could you help me out? ~Kathrine, Salt Lake City, UT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This many K’s in a row usually gets you arrested. Except in South Carolina!
- It’s a Katastrophe!
- If you had let us all speak at once we might have got Katty.
- I hope by the time I’m finished you won’t be Katatonic.
- If your name doesn’t start with K you’re just not Kat out for this luncheon.
- I saw a Kat burglar outside- he was K-sing the joint!
- I wasn’t expecting so much Kat-calling today.
- This lunch just shows that Kats like to have funds!
- Are they serving Kat food at this luncheon? Because I’m feline hungry.
- After those last two speakers, I’m speechless. Kat got your tongue?
| Topic: names, speech, university | COMMENT »
05/15/16
MICHELLE ON WHEELS
Dear Pun Gents,
I am new to roller derby, and 46 years old. Need a badass derby name. I love the gym (weight train), medieval dragons and fairies. I love Marvel and DC comics (Harley Quinn being a favorite villainess). I also ride a Harley of my own. ~Michelle, Casa Grande
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Michelle on Wheels
- Michelle Razor (hell raiser )
- Michelle O Bomba
- Dawn Genie and Dragons
- Play Fairie
- Aunt Gymima
- AC DC Comics
- Lois Villain (Lois Lane)
- Bruce Payne (Bruce Wayne)
- Harley Riser
| Topic: names, roller derby, roller derby names | COMMENT »
03/01/16
Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.
| Topic: names, random | COMMENT »
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01/21/16
BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER
Dear Pun Gents,
I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Millenium Falc Kim
- LOTR REY
- Falcon Dangerous
- Rey Anna
- AKimbo
- The Way Kim Dead
- Reyzor
- Darth Waybright
- The Cutest of Borg
- Menage a Troi
- Kim Il Skate
- Sauron Grapes
- Beverley BoneCrusher
- Wins A Latte
| Topic: Lord of the Rings, names, roller derby, roller derby names, sports, star trek, star wars | COMMENT »
01/01/15
My friend Sal Monella has a bit of a reputation. Something about being chicken.
| Topic: bacteria, chicken, italians, names, poisoning | COMMENT »
12/14/14
My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
| Topic: cemeteries, death, names, occupations | COMMENT »
08/18/13
Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
| Topic: accidents, death, electrocution, names, stupid puns | COMMENT »
08/09/13
Russians are Igor to please.
| Topic: names, russians | COMMENT »
08/01/13
Who has big breasts? My friend, Melanie.
| Topic: anatomy, names | COMMENT »
06/13/13
If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.
| Topic: names, rupaul | COMMENT »
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