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My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”

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My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.

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Alphonse: good name for a typesetter.

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There’s a song about how there is no yoga in Sweden. It’s by that 80s band, Sven Without Mats.

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My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.

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Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.

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You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.

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The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.

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The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.

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Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?

Thurston Howell.

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