Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica.
Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?
My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.
I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
French humour is so Sarkozstic
Russians are Igor to please.
Mathew: name for a logical woodcarver.