The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
Did Art Linkletter invent cursive writing?
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
Malcomb Gladwell has crazy hair.
My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”