With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
names
Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo.
Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.
My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”


