Alphonse: good name for a typesetter.
There’s a song about how there is no yoga in Sweden. It’s by that 80s band, Sven Without Mats.
My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.