I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Sal Monella has a bit of a reputation. Something about being chicken.
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