Alphonse: good name for a typesetter.
With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
Who has big breasts? My friend, Melanie.
Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
Which president always nicknames his friends?
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.