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If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?

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Which president always nicknames his friends?

Dub ya!

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The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.

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Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.

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The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.

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Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!

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I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica.

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Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?

Thurston Howell.

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My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.

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Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?

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