Puns tagged ‘names’:
My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
Russians are Igor to please.
Who has big breasts? My friend, Melanie.
If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.
Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.
Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.