My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.
Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?
Russians are Igor to please.
My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
Mathew: name for a logical woodcarver.
Our work as naming consultants is a blast. It’s been a fun nominal experience.