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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘painting’:

10/08/17

When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.

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06/07/17

House painting is very traditional, and its conventions well-coatified.

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11/04/13

I painted my house a boring, neutral color. Still, I’m proud off-white I’ve accomplished.

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11/03/12

I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo.

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