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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘art’:

10/08/17

When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.

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08/26/17

What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.

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02/20/14

Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.

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07/23/13

I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?

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11/07/12

Masochists love art; especially pain tings.

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11/05/12

Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.

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08/26/12

As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.

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06/07/11

You can tell an absentminded painter because he has a left palette.

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03/13/11

Visual artists are easelly inspired.

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05/04/10

The starving vegan artist was willing to do anything to draw a celery.

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