I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?
I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.
Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
Masochists love art; especially pain tings.
Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.
As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.
You can tell an absentminded painter because he has a left palette.