I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...You can tell an absentminded painter because he has a left palette.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The starving vegan artist was willing to do anything to draw a celery.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Masochists love art; especially pain tings.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
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