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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘pimples’:

04/30/14

Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.

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07/23/13

I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?

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06/09/11

I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.

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