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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘acne’:

05/13/14

When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/30/14

Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/19/13

You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/23/13

I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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02/17/13

I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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