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Puns tagged ‘skin’:

03/17/16

I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.

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01/10/15

I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.

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11/04/14

What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

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06/13/14

Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.

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