My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.