My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
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