What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.