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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘skin’:

03/17/16

I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.

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01/10/15

I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.

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11/04/14

What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

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06/13/14

Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.

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