Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.