Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.
The clown with a split personality was a bit of a Juggle and Hyde character.
Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.