When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
(8 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5)Loading...How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!
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