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Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.

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Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.

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NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.

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Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.

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There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.

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I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.

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Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.

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The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.

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By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.

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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.

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