King of Taxis? All hail Uber!
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
According to a study, Julius had strokes, not epilepsy. So don’t call him Caesar.
The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.