If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
If you see someone writing with their finger, you should offer them a pen for their thoughts.
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
Winter. Spear. Pepper. I don’t mints words.