Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.