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12/02/2023

People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

11/29/2023

Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/26/2023

In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?

(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)

11/23/2023

You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.

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11/19/2023

If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

11/13/2023

The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.

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11/10/2023

I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/04/2023

Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.

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10/31/2023

There should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)