It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.
Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.
Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.
The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.