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Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur

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Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.

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Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.

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Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.

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Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.

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Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.

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I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.

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If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.

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Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.

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I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.

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