Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.
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If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.
Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.


