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I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.

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If you don’t win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste.

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I stuck my head in a printing press, because I wanted to learned about type faces.

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The clown with a split personality was a bit of a Juggle and Hyde character.

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Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.

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When is an aircraft no longer an aircraft? This is something I cannot ex-plane.

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World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.

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In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?

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My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.

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Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.

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