I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
If you don’t win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste.
I stuck my head in a printing press, because I wanted to learned about type faces.
The clown with a split personality was a bit of a Juggle and Hyde character.
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
When is an aircraft no longer an aircraft? This is something I cannot ex-plane.
World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.