Do angels suffer from halotosis?
In pagan times, the sacrifice of unwed maidens was a grim die-virgin.
I faint when I’m bored, because I can’t stand the sight of blah.
Bullying is everywhere! Even a slice of bread, who was too shy to talk to the other slices of bread, was accused of acting a loaf.
How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.