Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.