Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
Winter. Spear. Pepper. I don’t mints words.
Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’