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If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.

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Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.

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The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.

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Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.

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The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.

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People who ride public transit every day sure do take a lot of a bus.

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I’m psychic. Seeriously.

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Food color manufacturing is a dyeing industry.

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I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.

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On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.

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