Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
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