Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
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