The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”
Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?