Are there Nazis among us? Be on heil alert.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Being poor is absolutely no fund at all.
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