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The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?

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You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!

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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.

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Do angels suffer from halotosis?

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Food color manufacturing is a dyeing industry.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)