Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
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Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Orphanages have become technologically advanced. The kids keep getting foster and foster.
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
Accountants have a accrued sense of humour.
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.

