My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
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It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
When is an aircraft no longer an aircraft? This is something I cannot ex-plane.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.
Oprah is an O-cult figure.
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
After getting drunk and bench-pressing the Queen, Prince Charles had to be heir-lifted to hospital.