My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
You can make a lot of money trading currencies, Forex ample.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
How do you ruin a Lebanese militant’s breakfast? A: Take away Hezbollah cereal.
I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.