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It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.

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I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.

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Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.

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St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.

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Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.

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For a pun about blind dates, the best part is the set up.

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Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.

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Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.

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The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.

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Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.

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