The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.