Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.
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My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
Somebody groped me. But no hard feelings.


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