I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Centuries ago, the Swiss clockmaking guild persecuted anyone who stepped out of line; many members were accused of watchcraft.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I was so upset when the woman at the Avis kiosk told me the surcharge for the in-car GPS. I wailed aloud and rent my Garmins.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Only after getting a food processor did I believe in the possibility of whirled peas.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...I’ve struggled to develop a 100% pure protein powder, but something keeps getting in my whey.
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