I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
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