If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army.

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You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!

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In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.

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