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Puns tagged ‘military’:

08/30/13

Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.

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05/15/13

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

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04/26/13

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka¬†dereliction¬†of doody.

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12/30/12

Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.

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09/22/12

Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.

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06/20/12

I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.

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01/04/10

Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.

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01/25/08

THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.

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09/11/07

What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?

“Keep surgeon the troops!”

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06/12/07

Prince Harry joined the British army, but he belongs in the heir force.

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