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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘military’:

04/30/17

To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

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04/13/16

Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.

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03/20/16

I deserted from Genghis Khan. I swore I wouldn’t join Mongol Sam’s army.

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09/13/15

I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.

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09/07/15

World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.

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08/30/13

Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.

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05/15/13

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

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04/26/13

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.

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12/30/12

Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.

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09/22/12

Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.

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