You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
I deserted from Genghis Khan. I swore I wouldn’t join Mongol Sam’s army.
I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.