The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
I deserted from Genghis Khan. I swore I wouldn’t join Mongol Sam’s army.
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!