Puns tagged ‘military’:
01/04/10
Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/11/07
What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan? “Keep surgeon the troops!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/12/07
Prince Harry joined the British army, but he belongs in the heir force. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/23/06
Fight the Mujahideen? So viet. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/21/06
In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/25/06
WWII porn? Dieppe Throat. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/21/05
If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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