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Puns tagged ‘military’:

04/13/16

Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.

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03/20/16

I deserted from Genghis Khan. I swore I wouldn’t join Mongol Sam’s army.

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09/13/15

I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.

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09/07/15

World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.

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08/30/13

Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.

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05/15/13

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

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04/26/13

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.

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12/30/12

Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.

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09/22/12

Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.

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06/20/12

I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.

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