The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
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(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I deserted from Genghis Khan. I swore I wouldn’t join Mongol Sam’s army.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
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