THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
Dogs would get kicked out of the military, for derriere licking off doody.
I deserted from Genghis Khan. I swore I wouldn’t join Mongol Sam’s army.
I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.