You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
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