Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
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Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.


