You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
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I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army.
World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.