The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
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During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
THE PILSNERS OF THE EARTH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Sit Your Buttress Down
- Come Get Pilastered
- The Bar Bican
- The DramBridge
- Get Your Moater Running
- Redoubtful Renovation
- We’re All Out of Stockade
- Lunchin’ in a Dungeon
RECORDER MONTALBAN?
Dear Pun Gents, I’m trying to come up with some names for a play I’m adapting and I need a name for a medieval musician. I already have Iona Lute. Need something along these lines but a male name. Thanks! ~Jess, Manchester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Martin Luter
- Robert Zithermann
- Coral Singer
- Armando Lin
- Shawm Reed
- See more medieval instruments here