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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘castles’:

01/09/15

If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.

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11/22/11

I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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03/10/11

THE PILSNERS OF THE EARTH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sit Your Buttress Down
  2. Come Get Pilastered
  3. The Bar Bican
  4. The DramBridge
  5. Get Your Moater Running
  6. Redoubtful Renovation
  7. We’re All Out of Stockade
  8. Lunchin’ in a Dungeon
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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04/01/10

I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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