I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.
I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats!
A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.
If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
THE PILSNERS OF THE EARTH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Sit Your Buttress Down
- Come Get Pilastered
- The Bar Bican
- The DramBridge
- Get Your Moater Running
- Redoubtful Renovation
- We’re All Out of Stockade
- Lunchin’ in a Dungeon