Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.