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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘alcohol’:

09/07/17

The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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03/03/17

True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/12/16

By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/19/15

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

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03/19/15

Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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02/11/14

If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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09/23/13

My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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08/19/13

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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08/14/13

Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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07/16/13

A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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