Puns tagged ‘alcohol’:
03/03/17
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/12/16
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/19/15
When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/19/15
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/11/14
If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/23/13
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.  (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...08/19/13
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh. (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/14/13
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/16/13
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/25/13
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen! (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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