The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
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Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
I don’t want to drink alone. Please beer with me.
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.

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