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I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.

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Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!

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The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.

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The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.

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The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.

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By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

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I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.

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Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

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The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.

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True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

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