Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.
(10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
(11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
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