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04/07/201802/22/2018

I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.

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09/07/201709/07/2017

The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.

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03/03/2017

True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

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04/12/2016

By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

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08/19/201508/19/2015

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

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03/19/2015

Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.

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02/11/201402/11/2014

If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.

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09/23/201309/23/2013

My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.

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08/19/201308/19/2013

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

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08/14/201308/14/2013

Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.

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