Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.
If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.