My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
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