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Puns tagged ‘alcohol’:

03/03/17

True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/12/16

By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/19/15

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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03/19/15

Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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02/11/14

If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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09/23/13

My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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08/19/13

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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08/14/13

Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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07/16/13

A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/25/13

Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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