I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
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A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
I don’t want to drink alone. Please beer with me.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in MĂ¼nchen and the beer is great in SlĂ¼rpen!
Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.