By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.