Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
alcohol
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.