Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
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