09/10/201810/09/2018 Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/07/201806/13/2018 My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
02/22/201804/07/2018 I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
09/07/201709/07/2017 The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/03/2017 True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/12/2016 By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
08/19/201508/19/2015 When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
03/19/2015 Too cold to drink? Have a mojito. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading...
02/11/201402/11/2014 If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading...
09/23/201309/23/2013 My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading...
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