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Puns tagged ‘alcohol’:

04/12/16

By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.

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08/19/15

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

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03/19/15

Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.

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02/11/14

If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.

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09/23/13

My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.

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08/19/13

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

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08/14/13

Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick

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07/16/13

A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.

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04/25/13

Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!

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04/06/13

TEMPEST IN A PEE CUP

Dear Pun Gents,
My work team needs a clever name for a marathon. We do pre-employment screening tests, e.g. drug tests, breath-alcohol tests, physicals, etc. Nothing too vulgar because we are representing our company, but clever and funny would be suitable. Please help!
~Sarah, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Testy Feelings
  2. Tempest in a Pee Cup
  3. Running some Tests
  4. Urining for Victory
  5. The out of breathalyzers
  6. Big Screen Thrillers
  7. The Hired Stuff
  8. Who Let the Drugs Out
  9. Physical Labour
  10. HRmy
  11. Run to the Bathroom
  12. Vial Behaviour
  13. No Test for the Wicked
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