True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
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