I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
alcohol
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.