I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.