If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.
Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.