Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t want to drink alone. Please beer with me.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
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