My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.