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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘africa’:


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11/24/15

African news channel? Al JaZebra.

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11/05/15

A FRICAN GOOD TIME

Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of four people climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro in two weeks. Can you come up with a clever name for our team? Extra credit: After we climb the mountain we are doing a four-day safari. Not sure if you can combine the two parts of the trip into a clever pun/team name. PS we are four blondes: Three boys and a girl. A Brit, a wanna-be Brit, and two all-American boys. Thanks! ~Dave, Laguna Beach, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. A Frican Good Time
  2. [It's Time to] Mount and Kill a Man, Jaro! [hopefully someone in your group is named Jaro?]
  3. RastaSafarians
  4. So Far Safari
  5. Blondes Have More Fauna
  6. Climba Beings [Lima Beans?]
  7. Peak Safari Season
  8. Peak no Evil
  9. Kill A Man, Save the Animals
  10. The Hellephants
  11. Kilimanglophones
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08/19/13

Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.

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07/25/13

You can accumulate a lot of possessions in Mauritania.

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07/11/13

Where in Africa does everyone ask for favours? Kenya.

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02/25/12

I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.

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03/09/11

Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.

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