Where in Africa does everyone ask for favours? Kenya.
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
African news channel? Al JaZebra.
Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of four people climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro in two weeks. Can you come up with a clever name for our team? Extra credit: After we climb the mountain we are doing a four-day safari. Not sure if you can combine the two parts of the trip into a clever pun/team name. PS we are four blondes: Three boys and a girl. A Brit, a wanna-be Brit, and two all-American boys. Thanks! ~Dave, Laguna Beach, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- A Frican Good Time
- [It’s Time to] Mount and Kill a Man, Jaro! [hopefully someone in your group is named Jaro?]
- So Far Safari
- Blondes Have More Fauna
- Climba Beings [Lima Beans?]
- Peak Safari Season
- Peak no Evil
- Kill A Man, Save the Animals
- The Hellephants
You can accumulate a lot of possessions in Mauritania.
I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.