Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
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