Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
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(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
(11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
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