Puns tagged ‘bible’:
02/26/16
If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/15/15
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/11/14
One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.” (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/26/14
You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/23/14
Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/13
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/24/13
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/02/13
I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/31/13
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’ (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...03/19/13
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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