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Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.

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Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.

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Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.

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The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.

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If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.

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Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam

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One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”

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You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.

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Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.

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Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.

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