Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
Man cannot live on bread alone?
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.