The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
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The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!