Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.
Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”
You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.