Puns tagged ‘the bible’:
Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:
- Thou Shart Not Krill
- Thou Shall Not Bear False Wetness
Puns tagged ‘the bible’:11/15/11
Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:
11/05/11
Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible. 05/01/11
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen. 01/08/11
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau. 12/25/10
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger! 11/21/10
Did Jesus ever get a haircut? Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves. 08/16/10
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes. 04/03/10
Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o! 03/16/10
The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male. 02/20/10
Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous. |