When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
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Loading...New Testament tidbit: the great Saint was owed a sum of money, by a friend who refused to pay up. And so it was penned, the first letter of Paul to Tightass.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
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