You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
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One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!