Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
Those who only read the New Testament are Ruth-less.
When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.