At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
Man cannot live on bread alone?
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.