Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
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