Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.
One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?
Jonah of Ark.
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.