Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...In the Bible, which of St. Paul’s letters explains how to make tea’?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...New Testament tidbit: the great Saint was owed a sum of money, by a friend who refused to pay up. And so it was penned, the first letter of Paul to Tightass.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
(12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:
- Thou Shart Not Krill
- Thou Shall Not Bear False Wetness
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
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