When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.

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Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.

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When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.

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