If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
Man cannot live on bread alone?
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.
Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.