Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
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