Puns tagged ‘the bible’:
11/15/11
Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:
- Thou Shart Not Krill
- Thou Shall Not Bear False Wetness
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...05/01/11
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/08/11
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/10
No room in the inn? Take it like a manger! (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/21/10
Did Jesus ever get a haircut? Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...08/16/10
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/03/10
Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o! (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/16/10
The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...02/20/10
Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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