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Puns tagged ‘bible’:

02/26/16

If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.

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05/15/15

Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam

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11/11/14

One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”

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10/26/14

You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.

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01/23/14

Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.

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12/25/13

Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to  myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.

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06/24/13

Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.

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05/02/13

I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.

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03/31/13

After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

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03/19/13

In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.

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