Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
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(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
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