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If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.

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Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.

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The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.

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How does the the Baseball Bible start?

‘In the big inning…’

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Man cannot live on bread alone?

Nonsense!

As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.

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Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.

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After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

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Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.

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Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.

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