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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘bible’:


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08/12/17

The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.

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02/26/16

If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.

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05/15/15

Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam

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11/11/14

One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”

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10/26/14

You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.

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01/23/14

Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.

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12/25/13

Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to  myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.

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06/24/13

Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.

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05/02/13

I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.

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03/31/13

After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

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