Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
In the Bible, which of St. Paul’s letters explains how to make tea’?
New Testament tidbit: the great Saint was owed a sum of money, by a friend who refused to pay up. And so it was penned, the first letter of Paul to Tightass.
The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:
- Thou Shart Not Krill
- Thou Shall Not Bear False Wetness
You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.