Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
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