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Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.

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Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”

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If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?

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God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.

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You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.

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Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.

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One of Noah’s sons revealed the secret place where the Ark had crashed. Upset, Noah said “You Ararat.”

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Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?

The Axe of the Apostles!

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Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.

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Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.

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