The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:
- Thou Shart Not Krill
- Thou Shall Not Bear False Wetness
You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.
Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.