You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.
Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.