Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.