Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
Loading... (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...bible
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...