Do pro-choice advocates worry about nuclear proliferation?
For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.
Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
Prejudiced against punsters? You’re homophonic!
I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
I photographed a homeless man. He chased me away, shouting “No pauperazzi!”
Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?
Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.
Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.