Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
My mother is in favour of affirmative action. For example she’s convinced the government should subsidize all fees for female aboriginals who want to attend university. How can she be sure such a scheme will work? “Trust me,” she says, “it’s my woman’s Inuit-tuition.“
Frittata: food for a ‘bare breasts’ advocate.
NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
There may be widespread food shortages in Africa, but there’s a real problem with obesity in Burkina Fatso.
The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner.
I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.
There is no right to privacy in some totalitarian states. For example, they even scrutinize a woman’s menstrual cycle in Red ‘Gina.
The Inuit don’t allow females on the hunt. Sadly, there is still a glass sealing.