The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner.
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
Believe human freedoms are paramount? You’re a rights supremacist!
Puns about feminism are a setback for women’s glib.
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
Prejudiced against punsters? You’re homophonic!
The Octopi Wall Street movement was very well-armed, and got a lot of ink.
Many orphanages are a ward winning.