If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.
The zoo knows that gorilla marketing can be very effective.
Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
Do telemarketers go to robocollege?
A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?”
It takes large gone ads to block online spam.
Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.
Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!