The zoo knows that gorilla marketing can be very effective.
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Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
Do telemarketers go to robocollege?
A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?”
It takes large gone ads to block online spam.
Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.
Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.