Puns tagged ‘advertising’:
05/15/11
The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.
| Topic: advertising, bars, dating, markerting | COMMENT »
01/07/11
SWEETHEART DEAL
Dear Pun Gents, I work at a paper and we need a funny pun for a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide section. ~Beth, Madison, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- St. Value-ntine? [ok that's horrible]
- Febulous Buys
- Such low prices: How CUPID can we get?
- Sweetheart Deals
- Make sure he wraps his package!
| Topic: advertising, shopping, valentine's day | COMMENT »
11/28/05
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
| Topic: advertising, hell | COMMENT »
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11/24/05
PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
| Topic: advertising, diseases, drugs | COMMENT »
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11/09/05
Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
| Topic: advertising, popular culture | COMMENT »
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10/20/05
Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
| Topic: advertising, sports | COMMENT »
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10/14/05
The zoo knows that gorilla marketing can be very effective.
| Topic: advertising, animals | COMMENT »
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01/29/05
How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?
They tell customers to take it at nauseum.
| Topic: advertising, drugs | COMMENT »
01/28/05
How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
| Topic: advertising, Jesus, occupations, the bible | COMMENT »
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