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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘advertising’:

01/18/17

Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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01/02/16

Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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03/30/14

If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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05/31/13

A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?

 

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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09/15/12

Do telemarketers go to robocollege?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/11/12

It takes large gone ads to block online spam.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/15/11

The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/07/11

SWEETHEART DEAL

Dear Pun Gents, I work at a paper and we need a funny pun for a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide section. ~Beth, Madison, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. St. Value-ntine? [ok that's horrible]
  2. Febulous Buys
  3. Such low prices: How CUPID can we get?
  4. Sweetheart Deals
  5. Make sure he wraps his package!
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/28/05

All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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11/24/05

PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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