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Puns tagged ‘advertising’:

01/02/16

Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.

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03/30/14

If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.

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05/31/13

A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?

 

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09/15/12

Do telemarketers go to robocollege?

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09/11/12

It takes large gone ads to block online spam.

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05/15/11

The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.

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01/07/11

SWEETHEART DEAL

Dear Pun Gents, I work at a paper and we need a funny pun for a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide section. ~Beth, Madison, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. St. Value-ntine? [ok that's horrible]
  2. Febulous Buys
  3. Such low prices: How CUPID can we get?
  4. Sweetheart Deals
  5. Make sure he wraps his package!
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/28/05

All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.

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11/24/05

PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.

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11/09/05

Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!

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