Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.
Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.
A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?”
It takes large gone ads to block online spam.
Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.
Do telemarketers go to robocollege?
The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.
Dear Pun Gents, I work at a paper and we need a funny pun for a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide section. ~Beth, Madison, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- St. Value-ntine? [ok that’s horrible]
- Febulous Buys
- Such low prices: How CUPID can we get?
- Sweetheart Deals
- Make sure he wraps his package!
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.