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Puns tagged ‘weight loss’:

08/01/15

Getting the queen of daytime TV to lose weight is a complicated Oprah ration.

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07/13/13

HUBBA CHUBBA
Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a website domain name/blog name (eventually possible book name) that incorporates information about diet, food, fitness, weight loss, exercise, etc. I’ve thought of “Worth the Weight” (domain is taken) and “Fit for Fat” and would like to have some other positive ideas. “Gone to Waist,” “Formerly Fat,” “The Big Issue,” and “Battle of the Bulge” are a bit more negative, I want to focus on the positive successes & achievements. Some blogs I know of have “Beauty and the Bypass,” and “Enough Fluff.” Other terms include gastric bypass, weight loss surgery (WLS), health, nutrition, habits, calorie(s), yoga, feelings, boot camp, running, etc. Would love to have your input!
~Bec, SoCal
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pound Zero
  2. If Looks Could Kilo
  3. Weight to Go
  4. Chubhub
  5. Hubba Chubba
  6. Highway to Health
  7. Sweat It Is
  8. The Sweatiest Thing
  9. Slim Chance
  10. Shed Happens
  11. Mass Shed Two Cents [Massachusetts?}
  12. The Mass Occurs
  13. Calorifornication
  14. Gastrict Dieting
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05/31/13

A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?

 

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05/04/12

I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.

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03/16/12

The Biggest Loser: All Female Edition is now on Broadweigh.

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10/19/11

SLENDER BENDER

Dear Pun Gents, we are two girls and one guy in a weight loss competition. Donation made! ~Owen, Bonita Springs, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Riddish Pounds
  2. If Looks Could Kilo
  3. Loss of Physics
  4. We Love Handles Messiah
  5. Weight to Go
  6. No Mo Mayo Clinic
  7. Skinnisiology
  8. SizeMic
  9. Thinaman Hearts
  10. Slender Bender
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