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Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose

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Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.

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Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.

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I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.

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Did Jesus ever get a haircut?

Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.

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Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.

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In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.

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Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.

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Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.

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I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

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