I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...hygiene
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Pimple poppers, cease and de-cyst!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
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