When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
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