Puns tagged ‘hygiene’:
06/23/16
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/01/16
Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/24/16
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.  (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/24/15
I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/02/15
WHO WANTS TO BE A BRAZILIAN HAIR? Dear Pun Gents, AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/10/15
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts. (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/23/14
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/13/14
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/30/14
Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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