I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
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