If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!
When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
The man accused of bad breath was surprisingly gracious. Quote, “I harbour no recent mints.”
Slovaks have the dirtiest floors.
I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.