Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose
hygiene
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
The man accused of bad breath was surprisingly gracious. Quote, “I harbour no recent mints.”
Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.