Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
hygiene
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.
Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.


