I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
hygiene
How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
Pimple poppers, cease and de-cyst!
The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.
I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.

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