Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.