I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel.
My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.