The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.
You must shave down below if you live in a mow nasty hairy.
Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose