I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.
You must shave down below if you live in a mow nasty hairy.
Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.