hygiene puns :: PunGents.com

Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.

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Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)