hygiene puns :: PunGents.com

Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.

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Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?

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I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.

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Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.

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I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.

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Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.

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I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.

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I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

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Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.

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I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.

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