Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.