How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
hygiene
I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
The man accused of bad breath was surprisingly gracious. Quote, “I harbour no recent mints.”
Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.
I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.
The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.