In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.
Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a name for my Waxing and Beauty lounge that I am opening. I would like a pun off of something waxing-related: strip, wax, rip, smooth, etc. I do all body waxing and specialize in Brazilians! ~Cora, Milwaukee, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rip Van Pinkle
- Smooth Lover
- Baby got Wax
- Hairoine [Heroine]
- Hair Her Roar
- Body House
- The Beach Strip
- Jesus Shaves
- Brazilian Dollar Shavy
- Braz ma Tazz
Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.