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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘hygiene’:

06/23/16

I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

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06/01/16

Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.

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01/24/16

Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.

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10/24/15

I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.

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05/02/15

WHO WANTS TO BE A BRAZILIAN HAIR?

Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a name for my Waxing and Beauty lounge that I am opening. I would like a pun off of something waxing-related: strip, wax, rip, smooth, etc. I do all body waxing and specialize in Brazilians! ~Cora, Milwaukee, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rip Van Pinkle
  2. VaJaycation
  3. Smooth Lover
  4. Baby got Wax
  5. Alablaster
  6. Hairoine [Heroine]
  7. Hair Her Roar
  8. Body House
  9. Hotbot
  10. The Beach Strip
  11. Jesus Shaves
  12. Brazilian Dollar Shavy
  13. Braz ma Tazz
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02/21/15

Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.

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01/10/15

I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.

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11/23/14

Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.

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06/13/14

Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.

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04/30/14

Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.

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