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Puns tagged ‘hygiene’:

06/23/16

I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

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06/01/16

Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.

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01/24/16

Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.

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10/24/15

I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.

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05/02/15

WHO WANTS TO BE A BRAZILIAN HAIR?

Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a name for my Waxing and Beauty lounge that I am opening. I would like a pun off of something waxing-related: strip, wax, rip, smooth, etc. I do all body waxing and specialize in Brazilians! ~Cora, Milwaukee, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rip Van Pinkle
  2. VaJaycation
  3. Smooth Lover
  4. Baby got Wax
  5. Alablaster
  6. Hairoine [Heroine]
  7. Hair Her Roar
  8. Body House
  9. Hotbot
  10. The Beach Strip
  11. Jesus Shaves
  12. Brazilian Dollar Shavy
  13. Braz ma Tazz
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02/21/15

Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.

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01/10/15

I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.

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11/23/14

Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.

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06/13/14

Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.

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04/30/14

Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.

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