Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel.
hygiene
My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.