Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.
It was my first time opening my mouth that wide, but he promised he’d be dental.
I came up a with a new toothbrush. So I tried to fund it on Kicks Tartar.
I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.
I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“
The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.