It was my first time opening my mouth that wide, but he promised he’d be dental.

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I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.

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The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.

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