Puns tagged ‘dentists’:
02/28/16
I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.
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I came up a with a new toothbrush. So I tried to fund it on Kicks Tartar. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/31/14
I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“   (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/23/13
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
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Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...07/03/11
The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/25/11
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/17/11
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/14/11
I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/17/10
It was my first time opening my mouth that wide, but he promised he’d be dental. (7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ... |
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