Puns tagged ‘dentists’:
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.
The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.
It was my first time opening my mouth that wide, but he promised he’d be dental.