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Puns tagged ‘dentists’:

03/31/14

I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/23/13
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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09/06/12

Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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07/03/11

The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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05/25/11

I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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04/17/11

How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/14/11

I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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05/17/10

It was my first time opening my mouth that wide, but he promised he’d be dental.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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