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Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.

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Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.

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Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.

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If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

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I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.

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What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?

“We’re a freight of ewe!”

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When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.

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I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside.

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Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean.

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I’m afraid of pie charts. I have agraphobia.

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