Puns tagged ‘fear’:
05/21/15
When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/14/15
I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/15/13
Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/23/13
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
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If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear? (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...01/09/13
I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/02/12
I’m afraid of pie charts. I have agraphobia. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/15/12
Frightened bovines act cow herdly. (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/21/12
When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst. (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/11/12
Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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