09/19/201709/19/2017 Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
05/21/2015 When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading...
02/14/201502/14/2015 I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
10/15/201310/15/2013 Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
03/23/201303/23/2013 Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole. Share this pun (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading...
02/15/201302/15/2013 If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear? Share this pun (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading...
01/09/201301/09/2013 I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
07/25/201208/02/2012 I’m afraid of pie charts. I have agraphobia. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
06/15/2012 Frightened bovines act cow herdly. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/14/201204/21/2012 When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
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