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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘fear’:

05/21/15

When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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02/14/15

I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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10/15/13

Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/23/13
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, calledĀ The Plaque Hole.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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02/15/13

If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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01/09/13

I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/02/12

I’m afraid of pie charts. I haveĀ agraphobia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/15/12

Frightened bovines act cow herdly.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/21/12

When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/11/12

Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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