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Puns tagged ‘fear’:

05/21/15

When I accidentally Fed-exed myself, I was very much a freight of the consequences.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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02/14/15

I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside.

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10/15/13

Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/23/13
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, calledĀ The Plaque Hole.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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02/15/13

If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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01/09/13

I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/02/12

I’m afraid of pie charts. I haveĀ agraphobia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/15/12

Frightened bovines act cow herdly.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/21/12

When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/11/12

Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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