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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘winter’:

03/20/15

What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.

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02/14/15

I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside.

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06/21/14

Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.

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11/09/12

My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”

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12/23/11

I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.

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01/28/11

YOU OUGHT TO GO SEE A SHRINKAGE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a charity for the Special Olympics; I’m gonna jump in a frozen lake. I need a team name. Something with “goal” in it. ~Tiffany, Belleville, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Polar Bare Skins
  2. Goal Disoriented
  3. Brrrainiacs
  4. It’s So Goaled!
  5. Freezes Pieces
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01/11/11

I never gain weight in winter. Because I wear coat regularly.

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