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Puns tagged ‘winter’:

03/20/15

What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.

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02/14/15

I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside.

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06/21/14

Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.

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11/09/12

My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”

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12/23/11

I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.

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01/28/11

YOU OUGHT TO GO SEE A SHRINKAGE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a charity for the Special Olympics; I’m gonna jump in a frozen lake. I need a team name. Something with “goal” in it. ~Tiffany, Belleville, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Polar Bare Skins
  2. Goal Disoriented
  3. Brrrainiacs
  4. It’s So Goaled!
  5. Freezes Pieces
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01/11/11

I never gain weight in winter. Because I wear coat regularly.

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