The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.
A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.
Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.