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Puns tagged ‘shopping’:

01/16/16

Black Friday ads always a sale me.

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11/27/15

Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.

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12/01/14

In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.

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07/26/14

The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.

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04/25/14

Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.

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01/04/14

People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents?

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09/05/13

PURRFECTION

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pussy Galore
  2. Purrfect Pieces
  3. Purrfection
  4. Handbag Lady
  5. Feline Your Best
  6. That Lovin’ Feline
  7. Pawsitively Everything
  8. Brooching the Subject
  9. Lipstick on a Cat
  10. Santa Claws
  11. Lara Craft – the Home Raider
  12. Whiskery Business
  13. Meow Magic
  14. My Little Boo Tique
  15. Cute As a Knittin’
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06/11/13

Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios.

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07/08/12

Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.

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05/17/12

Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.

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