Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.
I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.