Puns tagged ‘shopping’:
12/24/16
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/16/16
Black Friday ads always a sale me.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/27/15
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/01/14
In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/26/14
The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/25/14
Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/04/14
People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/05/13
PURRFECTION Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/08/12
Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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