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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘shopping’:


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12/24/16

Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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01/16/16

Black Friday ads always a sale me.

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11/27/15

Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.

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12/01/14

In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.

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07/26/14

The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.

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04/25/14

Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.

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01/04/14

People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents?

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09/05/13

PURRFECTION

Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Pussy Galore
  2. Purrfect Pieces
  3. Purrfection
  4. Handbag Lady
  5. Feline Your Best
  6. That Lovin’ Feline
  7. Pawsitively Everything
  8. Brooching the Subject
  9. Lipstick on a Cat
  10. Santa Claws
  11. Lara Craft – the Home Raider
  12. Whiskery Business
  13. Meow Magic
  14. My Little Boo Tique
  15. Cute As a Knittin’
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06/11/13

Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios.

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07/08/12

Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.

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