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Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.

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People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents?

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Black Friday ads always a sale me.

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Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios.

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Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”

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I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.

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Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.

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A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.

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I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.

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