Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.
People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents?
Black Friday ads always a sale me.
Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios.
Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.