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Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.

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A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.

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I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.

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Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.

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Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.

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Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?

No, he shops where the treats have no name.

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Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.

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The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.

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I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.

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I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.

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