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I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.

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I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.

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Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”

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I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.

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I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.

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Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.

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Black Friday ads always a sale me.

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Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.

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In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.

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The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.

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