I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
Black Friday ads always a sale me.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.
The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents?
Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO
- Pussy Galore
- Purrfect Pieces
- Handbag Lady
- Feline Your Best
- That Lovin’ Feline
- Pawsitively Everything
- Brooching the Subject
- Lipstick on a Cat
- Santa Claws
- Lara Craft – the Home Raider
- Whiskery Business
- Meow Magic
- My Little Boo Tique
- Cute As a Knittin’