I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Black Friday ads always a sale me.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
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