Puns tagged ‘shopping’:
01/16/12
Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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  (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.  (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/23/11
I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...11/25/11
Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...04/10/11
Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/09/11
A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/07/11
CONSUMERRHAGE Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a shopping addiction support group. Thank you for any help you can provide! ~Belinda, Toronto AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/07/11
SWEETHEART DEAL Dear Pun Gents, I work at a paper and we need a funny pun for a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide section. ~Beth, Madison, GA
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Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries? No, he shops where the treats have no name. (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...11/12/05
Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus. (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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