I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.
Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
Black Friday ads always a sale me.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.
The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.