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I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.

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Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.

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A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.

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Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.

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Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.

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Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.

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People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents?

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Black Friday ads always a sale me.

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Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios.

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Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”

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