Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
shopping
Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.
Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios.
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
Black Friday ads always a sale me.
Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.