Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.
Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.