I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Black Friday ads always a sale me.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
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