I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
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Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Pussy Galore
- Purrfect Pieces
- Purrfection
- Handbag Lady
- Feline Your Best
- That Lovin’ Feline
- Pawsitively Everything
- Brooching the Subject
- Lipstick on a Cat
- Santa Claws
- Lara Craft – the Home Raider
- Whiskery Business
- Meow Magic
- My Little Boo Tique
- Cute As a Knittin’
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a shopping addiction support group. Thank you for any help you can provide! ~Belinda, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Cause-mall-ogists
- Buyer Straits
- The Visa Squad
- The Shopping Bloc
- The Paypal See
- Buy-cycle Cops
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Dear Pun Gents, I work at a paper and we need a funny pun for a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide section. ~Beth, Madison, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- St. Value-ntine? [ok that’s horrible]
- Febulous Buys
- Such low prices: How CUPID can we get?
- Sweetheart Deals
- Make sure he wraps his package!
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