CONTROL VERSEY

Dear Pun Gents, need of a pun about giving up control/surrender for a church activity. Your help is very much appreciated! ~Hilary, Grand Junction, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hungry for God? Go on a sub mission
  2. The struggle? Yes Sir, end ‘er.
  3. The Happy Days were when Joani loved Churchi [ok that is brutal]
  4. Quit hot doggin’ — add some relig’.
  5. It takes a big person to surrender the controller.
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JUNG AT HEART

Dear Pun Gents, got any ideas on how to incorporate psychology vocabulary with Valentine’s Day? It can be a person, a theory, a perspective, anything. Thanks so much! ~Victoria, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I’m no longer a Freud of love
  2. Maslow dance with me? You’re at the top of my hierarchy of needs.
  3. I need multi-moanal therapy
  4. Don’t you love when a secret Myers Briggs you flowers?
  5. You’re the narcissed person I know
  6. Let’s Roschach up
  7. Are you into DS&M?
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SLAM THUNK?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a story about how the local high school basketball team gets mentally prepared for a game and I need a catchy title for it. I know you can do it, please help me! ~AJ, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. No Basket Cases Here
  2. Mentally Power Forward
  3. Keying In
  4. Head Quarters
  5. Get In the Zone
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