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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘psychology’:

06/04/17

I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

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01/15/17

I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.

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06/02/16

Anyone who believes in communist ideology has sickle logical problems.

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09/02/15

Dinosaurs with personal problems would sometimes enter theropod.

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06/09/15

All my paintings are of my mother. Does this point to some childhood draw ma?

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04/19/14

Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.

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02/07/12

Lazy people should consider a course in languor management.

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03/02/11

CONTROL VERSEY

Dear Pun Gents, need of a pun about giving up control/surrender for a church activity. Your help is very much appreciated! ~Hilary, Grand Junction, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hungry for God? Go on a sub mission
  2. The struggle? Yes Sir, end ‘er.
  3. The Happy Days were when Joani loved Churchi [ok that is brutal]
  4. Quit hot doggin’ — add some relig’.
  5. It takes a big person to surrender the controller.
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02/13/11

JUNG AT HEART

Dear Pun Gents, got any ideas on how to incorporate psychology vocabulary with Valentine’s Day? It can be a person, a theory, a perspective, anything. Thanks so much! ~Victoria, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I’m no longer a Freud of love
  2. Maslow dance with me? You’re at the top of my hierarchy of needs.
  3. I need multi-moanal therapy
  4. Don’t you love when a secret Myers Briggs you flowers?
  5. You’re the narcissed person I know
  6. Let’s Roschach up
  7. Are you into DS&M?
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02/11/11

SLAM THUNK?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a story about how the local high school basketball team gets mentally prepared for a game and I need a catchy title for it. I know you can do it, please help me! ~AJ, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. No Basket Cases Here
  2. Mentally Power Forward
  3. Keying In
  4. Head Quarters
  5. Get In the Zone
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