Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
Do hillbillies only wear the finest clothing?
Yes, everything’s trailer-made.
Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.