Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.
Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
Do hillbillies only wear the finest clothing?
Yes, everything’s trailer-made.